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Surrounded by plummeting prices, bankrupting banks, fickle financiers, sagging stocks, cantankerous consumers … It’s time for some frivolity.

If you, like I, show a decent number of properties and, in the process, read the displayed MLS remarks, you’ll quickly discover that the art of good fiction writing is alive and well. With the current onslaught of foreclosures and distressed properties, listing agents have become, by necessity, “creative” with their carefully crafted comments. As I read their information, designed to convey the important aspects of the home, I’d swear some of them are gunning for a Pulitzer.

And then you visit the property, read the comments again and ask, “How did we get there from here?”

As an example, a property I recently visited had remarks stating, “Needs cosmetic work.”

Translation? “Throw in a stick of dynamite and start over!” The carpets were decimated, strips of wallpaper hung peeling from the walls, all the baseboards were missing and there was SUBSTANTIAL water damage to an upstairs bathroom floor and the ceiling underneath. Read, “gaping hole.” And that was just the beginning.

A REALTOR’S job is to sell property, and what they pen is designed to get you and your homebuyer to visit. Continue reading this post


Posted by: Carl Medford on March 2nd, 2009 under Buying or Selling a Home, Realtor

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